Eric Talaska - Eco Neato
Innovative Nomadic Minimalist CamperVan Lifestyle
FAQ
  1. Comfort, Entertainment, Company
    1. Will I go Crazy in Small Space? No. By far most van dwellers and even couples who live in smaller vans are very happy. I installed many windows for good views of nature - much better than most offices. My van is tall enough to allow me to stand.
    2. Do I get bored? No. What do I do for entertainment and with my free time?  I walk a lot with my dog and now nurse him. I spend a lot of time watching science, etc. videos online. It takes a lot of time to maintain and keep the van clean inside and out.
    3. How Does Dog Like It? He has been very happy.
    4. Do I get lonely? Yes, but used to it; only interested in rare like minded, smart and clean friends.
    5. Am I Willing to Meet Strangers? Yes, send me an email rather than knock on door (I am notified of new email quickly). We can meet in a public place such as a park. This would be to share van upfit ideas, talk about the environment, etc. No smoking, drinking or doing drugs.
    6. How Do I Entertain / Keep Guests Comfortable?
      1. I have room for up to two extra day guests. One night guest could sleep across the front seats with a pad in the middle.
        1. Swivel bucket seat. Small tables. Two full sized, padded outdoor chairs, one that rocks. High quality hammock.
      2. Unlimited internet WiFi, outside accessible charge ports for USB and 110V. Flexible cell phone / tablet holder.
      3. Two long range radios for communication where no cellular.
      4. Deep tissue powered kneading massager.
      5. Comfortable diesel heat and solar powered air conditioning; many fans and vents.
      6. Throw toys to play catch anywhere. Dog to pet, but too old to play with.
      7. Healthy treats and meals. Lots of refrigerator room. Filtered drinking water. Stove.
    7. What do I eat/cook? Mostly raw health food: I heat or cook veggies, etc. lightly in olive, coconut and algae oils. I eat a lot of organic apples. I eat nuts. I pick wild food when available and practical (usually in Washington and Oregon). I take many supplements. I distrust the food industry, especially restaurants. I never go to any restaurant.
    8. Internet: Verizon BeyondUnlimited slows after 15GB of usage per device; use tablet as hotspot to computer
    9. Where Shower / Use Toilet? Campgrounds, Planet Fitness and few other places; have flushing and composting toilets in vehicle. I have a portable propane shower kit for use when in forest / BLM land a longer time.
  2. Costs
    1. Monthly: Ranges from $1,000 to $4,000 depending on campgrounds, maintenance, etc.
    2. Can I afford a House? Yes. I choose this lifestyle until I find the right house. I might not ever live in a house or rent again.
    3. Would I Consider Buying a Larger RV? Yes, but only what my van can tow because I always want to use my van for daily use. The largest RV my van can practically tow for long distances is a tandem axle bumper pull trailer about 20' long.
    4. How Much Stuff Do I Own? I donated most to thrift stores and relatives. Everything I own fits in this 20' long van! :) I'm a true minimalist.
    5. Internet: Verizon BeyondUnlimited cell and tablet for around $130 (military discount); no more overuse charges
  3. Full Time Nomad? Yes; I live in the van full time, never spend the night anywhere else.
    1. Current Location: Please refer to my public diary for latest events and location. I frequent military bases that check IDs to be insulated from criminals better. There is tremendous security there and feel much safer. I evaluate each base in my public diary. I cannot go into many details to include my access card; I have unlimited, unescorted access inside all bases. Irony: I'm for military hardware reduction.
      1. Why Spend so Much Time in California? I understand California has a lot of problems: Expensive, crowded, crime, fires, drought, floods, earthquakes, etc.
    2. Where I Camp: About 90% mostly fee based government campgrounds, 5% free urban parking (usually lots), 5% other or stealth
      1. It's very rare I camp in a typical private campground or RV park due to extreme costs, tight sites and rules. I made a large effort to shop for one or more campsites to buy, but the HOA fees and restrictions are deal killers.
    3. Future Location / Plans: Frequent migrations; environmental advocacy / YouTube videos focus
    4. USA travel: All states including Alaska, but not yet Hawaii; Foreign: Belgium, Germany, Canada, Mexico
    5. Favorite Places: Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming, Benson Sculpture Garden, Colorado, Sedona, Arizona, Mount Rainier, Washington, Olympic National Park, Washington, Hunter Springs Park, Florida
    6. Where I Would Live / Buy a House: Unknown. Significant pros & cons everywhere. Requirements: Safe, quiet, shaded walking trail.
    7. How long Living on the Road Full Time? Since July, 2015
  4. Lifestyle Pros & Why:
    1. Lowest carbon footprint (barely) allowed in the USA except tiny home / earthship; No generator or shore power required despite using diesel fuel to move or heat; Governments won't allow sustainable, off grid tiny home or RV where want to live close to amenities
    2. Live many lives / explore many cultural areas; beautiful campsite settings without dealing with nasty, inconvenient and expensive hotels
    3. Meet new people
    4. Nimble motorhome allows me to have all my stuff, take nap, cook, etc. anywhere I go; no worry about other place or vehicle
    5. Save money by finding cheap or free overnight parking and campgrounds
    6. Always had problems with neighbors; couldn't afford home in suitable neighborhood; hate apartments and landlords
    7. Explore before things get even more crowded and expensive
    8. Usually don't have to make reservations when traveling; many overnight options
    9. Survivalist; bug-out vehicle; quickly escape problem areas and natural disasters
    10. Easily migrate to good weather
  5. Lifestyle Cons:
    1. In free camp or parking areas, any jerk can pull right up to your vehicle and do what they want; Smokers, dirt/sand at campsite, bugs; paid campgrounds often have noise and air pollution from generators and toxic fire smoke
    2. Filthy, crowded, expensive, inconvenient laundromats often located in ghetto areas
    3. People call police on me for parking near their residence during the day and evening. They lie, claiming I spent nights there. I tell the police to go interrogate the wolf crier for wasting police resources.
    4. Logistics: Inaccurate online campsite, etc. info, cell signal, medical appointments far apart
    5. Almost everywhere I park or camp is very unlevel / uncomfortable lean; often have to build up levels to an extreme; It's very annoying that I often go to parks, etc. and am restricted to park in certain spots that are unlevel, filthy or no solar and I see a great place to park that is level, I can get better solar, has grass for my dog, etc. but the rules won't allow me to park there. It's often the case I'm assigned to a campsite with a bad neighbor (noisy, smoking, etc.) and I see a better place, but rangers won't let me move there. Many places I am restricted to park all I see out my windows are reflections from vehicles, filthy people, etc.
    6. Tiny living space; extremely limited storage (but also nice to have everything in reach, easy clean)
    7. Earthquake conditions of possessions while driving; have to super secure everything
    8. Everything is getting more crowded and expensive
    9. When get vehicle serviced on, have to trust unknown mechanics with access to all my valuables in the vehicle
  6. Technical and Other Logistics
    1. What if No Sun for Solar? Even when rainy or cloudy there is usually sometime during the day my batteries charge via solar, but on rare days of extreme rain, shade or clouds where I run out, I idle my engine or drive for about 10 minutes to recharge good. I'd rather do that every rare once in a while than lug around and deal with a generator like I used to.
    2. What if Vehicle is Inoperable? Hotel for several weeks. I have a backup tent shelter, pad, portable solar, etc. so that I can sleep at a campsite. I can use Uber to and from hotel and campsite or rent a car.
Nomadic Lifestyle Surprises and Rants  (Most only going to get worse)
  1. Extremely difficult to make new, like-minded friends anywhere (in my case). They are too busy and distracted these days.
    1. I choose to reject a lot of people who are willing to be friends because they would be burdensome (tweaks, etc.)
    2. Extremely difficult to regain popularity I once had on the Internet. People are distracted by billions of other people online.
    3. I'm working a lot towards posting higher quality videos and content, but search engines aren't respecting
    4. No single woman I met and was interested in desired to join me and take advantage of my vast travel skills
  2. Extremely challenging, often impossible to find legal, free, long term overnight parking
    1. All levels of government are very anti nomad; all land is tightly restricted by governments and private ownership
  3. Many unimpressive (not in a scenic park, noisy area, crowded, no utilities, etc.) campgrounds are expensive
    1. At least half of all campsites are terribly sloped; no effort to level them
      1. Nobody makes levels large enough to accommodate many sloped campsites and parking areas
    2. Upon reserving and marking a campsite, if not occupied by around 6pm, others try to steal the site almost every time
  4. Rangers, campground hosts and police often, but not always, have very bad attitudes and lie
    1. Many, but not all, of the above are very hostile towards area access of my well behaved dog
  5. At least half of all campgrounds unsuitably located close to train tracks, highways and slopes (unlevel).
  6. Places that are rated by credible sources as being environmentally friendly are far, far from it in reality.
    1. Everywhere I see trash in recycling bins and recyclables in trash bins.
    2. It's astonishing how much product (over) packaging and shipping boxes with bubble wrap, etc. I have tossed in recycling bins or trash bins if no recycling available nearby (which is common).
  7. No manufacturer or distributor of products I use for innovative installations are interested in sponsoring, etc. Examples:
    1. Solar powered air conditioner (Frigidaire, Grape Solar have been contacted; no response)
  8. There are some very expensive bridge and road tolls that don't make sense and somebody is filthy rich from
  9. Southern CA, etc. claims to have indefinite severe water shortages. They should not allow new construction then! Also would help to fix the millions of plumbing leaks!
My First Camper Van Conversion
  1. 2005 Honda Odyssey (mini van) in late 2015. I installed a generator on the rear and a portable air conditioner inside (the first to do that). I'm 6'4 and lived in it with my medium sized dog for a half year. I had to put much in storage due to space limitations.
My Second, Current Camper Van (Class B Fully Self-Contained RV mostly due to permanent, flushable toilet)
  This vehicle gets a lot of attention (many people stop, stare and talk about).
  1. Sprinter Van upfit to RV cost: About $7,000 in RV related premium parts only.
  2. How Long to Upfit: About two years part time; took me from February, 2016 to December, 2018.
  3. How Did I Attain the Skills? When I was around 13 to 16 I did some serious motorcycle mechanic work on junky bikes which required problem solving and improvisation skills. Since then I've done the same with vehicle mechanical work. From 1996 to 2000 I spent a log of effort inventing, developing, designing and testing inline skate brake systems. I spent hundreds of hours scouring hardware stores. From 2004 to 2008 I remodeled a house 98% on my own.
  4. Would I Build One for Someone Else? Sorry, no, too much work; but I provide tutorials (text, photos and videos).
  5. Did I Do All the Work Myself? Yes I did with no physical help from anyone. I did it all in the public, mostly parks and parking lots.
  6. What Would I Do Different? Nothing. I have made sufficient changes to my complete custom preferences.
  7. Year, make, model: 2007 Dodge Sprinter  (made by Mercedes) 144" WB, 20.5' long, high roof - Recommend? Yes
  8. Engine: 3.0L Single Turbo Diesel, No DEF (no diesel exhaust fluid) Recommend? Yes
  9. MPG: 21 combined
  10. Conversion Work: Will not do for others, but willing to sell existing and build new for self. See ad. I bought the van empty (except roof mounted A/C and 15A service which I removed) and did all the conversion work myself.
  11. Solar: 3x180W (540W) tiltable panels, 40A DC MPPT charge controller; powers air conditioner all day (no generator)
  12. Most Unique Feature: Solar powered air conditioner; 6k BTU, 12.2 EER, 3.8A AC, 30A DC
  13. Batteries: 2x6V in series for 12V 260aH rare Mastervolt (imported from Netherlands) AGM
  14. What I Need Help With
    1. Carpentry: Lightweight, natural wood (non particle board) non-toxic drawers
    2. Maximum size 14" x 8" windows that push out to open (not pull inwardly or slide) (for my next van build)
General Personal
  1. Looking Forward to the Most: What we will learn after the Webb telescope is launched in 2019.
  2. Income: Savings, investments, early retirement: DOD special service - non-disclosable
  3. Work / Contributions to Society: Self-guided non-profit environmental advocacy; Diverse educational media productions
  4. Business Experience: Extremely diverse: Ranged from owning small computer store to TV news. About 40 jobs.
  5. Adverse Records: None | Background Checks: DOD: ID permanent cardholder - access in all (even sensitive) military bases
  6. Formal Education: B.A. in Communication, 1995 - Univ. of Arkansas | Paralegal Cert., 1998 | Web Design and e-commerce, 2014 - Peninsula College, Port Angeles, Washington.
  7. Status: Single, no girlfriend, always straight, clean-cut, never married, no children
  8. Where Originally From: Born in Findlay, Ohio, raised in Texarkana, Texas / Ashdown, Arkansas area until age 18.
  9. Age: Born in early 1969
  10. Religion: Agnostic
  11. Extended Bio: BioAbout.me
  12. Pet: 30lb Beagle mix born in 2004; have had since then. He went blind in late 2017, but as adapted very well after a lot of special care.
  13. What I Need Help With (Personal)
    1. Girlfriend: Smart, friendly, attractive, clean, healthy, non-smoker, no drug addictions, minimal body "art" (self-mutilation)
    2. Converting a Google map of campgrounds and free overnight parking spots into a paid app